Here’s a great supercut of Haunted Houses to put you in a shivery and haunted mood. Of course when you see them all mashed together like this you feel like yelling very loudly “JUST DON’T GO IN THERE…RUN!!”
But if the people in the movies heard us it would spoil everything because of course we’re waiting for the thrill of the haunting to scare us silly.
New Yorkers you now get your turn. Halloween is here so we hope you have the perfect costume. So perfect that when you go trick or treating (who says it’s only for the tiny tots) you get lots of candy.
And sooo perfect that when hop on the subway to go to the Halloween Parade in the Village everyone in your carriage breaks the habit of a lifetime and just looks on at your Halloween magnificence.
And sooo perfect that as you you walk along in the Village Halloween Parade people fall back in amazement and clap you like mad because you just look too scary for words.
And soo perfect that when you go to your local bar after the parade everyone buys you free drinks. Have a great one.